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    229. Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.

    230. Everything secret degenerates, even the administration of justice.

    231. Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

    232. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

    233. Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

    234. Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

    235. Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

    236. Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.

    237. Many journalists have fallen for the conspiracy theory of government. I do assure you that they would produce more accurate work if they adhered to the cock-up theory.

    238. I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.

    239. Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

    240. Behind every great fortune there is a crime.

    241. Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow.

    242. There is no idea so simple and powerful that you can't get zillions of people to misunderstand it.

    243. How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

    244. Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !

    245. Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

    246. I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.

    247. Liberty and democracy become unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

    248. Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin.

    249. When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.

    250. Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

    251. Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

    252. Subtlety is the art of saying what you think and getting out of the way before it is understood.

    253. People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.

    254. Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

    255. Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

    256. The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.

    257. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

    258. The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

    259. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

    260. The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.

    261. There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher.

    262. If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?

    263. The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts.

    264. The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.

    265. I'm trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

    266. You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.

    267. The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

    268. The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

    269. The full use of your powers along lines of excellence.

    270. Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.

    271. We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.

    272. The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.

    273. Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.

    274. Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

    275. A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

    276. I have yet to meet a C compiler that is more friendly and easier to use than eating soup with a knife.

    277. If it wasn't for muscle spasms, I wouldn't get any exercise at all.

    278. How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

    279. Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

    280. Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

    281. Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

    282. 2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2.

    283. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

    284. People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.

    285. One morning I shot a bear in my pajamas. How it got into my pajamas I'll never know.

    286. A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.

    287. The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.

    288. The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

    289. The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.

    290. If it wasn't for C, we'd be writing programs in BASI, PASAL, and OBOL.

    291. I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.

    292. When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.

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    296. It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.

    297. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.

    298. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.

    299. Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.

    300. I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.

    301. I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

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    304. We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself.

    305. The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit.

    306. I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

    307. I am not young enough to know everything.

    308. Far too many development shops are run by fools who succeed despite their many failings.

    309. Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.

    310. It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.

    311. I hear Glenn Hoddle has found God. That must have been one hell of a pass.

    312. Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.

    313. Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens

    314. I am not young enough to know everything.

    315. The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

    316. I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.

    317. In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

    318. There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.

    319. Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso.

    320. There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.

    321. We have art to save ourselves from the truth.

    322. If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.

    323. We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

    324. Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !

    325. Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.

    326. Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.

    327. We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

    328. A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

    329. When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.

    330. Ah well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.

    331. Testing proves the presence, not the absence, of bugs.

    332. Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !

    333. Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.

    334. The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

    335. I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.

    336. I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.

    337. In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies.

    338. It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

    339. I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.

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    345. UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

    346. We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.

    347. A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.

    348. Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question

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    360. I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

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    362. A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.

    363. A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.

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    367. Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

    368. Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.

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